#mrs. crumplebottom

[alexbgd]

Mrs. CrumpleBottom house.

[hellodahliah]

starcrossed

act i

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mrs. crumplebottom: excuse me? are you working here?

romeo: yes. is everything alright, signora?

mrs. crumplebottom: would i be talking to you if everything was alright? no, nothing is alright. i have waited for my dinner for almost an hour.

romeo: you've waited an hour? i'm terribly sorry.

mrs: crumplebottom: *scoff* you better be.

romeo: as an apology how about we offer you a free dessert?

waiter: is everything alright here?

romeo: well...

waiter: let me take care of this.

romeo: thanks...

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romeo: *sighs*

romeo: good evening, signora. what can i get for you?

florence: good evening. hmm, what is the ´pasta of the day´?

romeo: pasta alla norma. eggplant and tomato sauce.

florence: i'll take that one... and regular water to drink.

romeo: alright.

florence: and could you say hi to antonio from me?

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romeo: the lady at the table 17 told me to say hi to you?

antonio: she did?

romeo: yeah, who is she? a friend?

bianca: are you talking about florence? and she came right at time for your lunch break.

antonio: bianca please!

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romeo: wow! i haven't seen him this happy, since...

bianca: ...since hero passed? me neither.

[tainoodles]

Mrs. Crumplebottom gave him a well deserved beating with her purse. Or at least more deserving than the last time.

But she didn't care when they kissed each other out in the open. Can't be angry every second I guess.

[widespot]

There's also weights at the Day and Night Spa. He runs into Dot's mom there while she's being scolded by some old prude, and asks her to join him for lunch.

The service is clumsy, but at least they get seated, which isn't always true here.

"You gonna protect me from Mrs C, here?" "Sure thing. I can take an old lady." "Don't count your chickens. She carries a gold brick in that purse."

"My husband's crystal ball says they're going to take the charts by storm."

"Crystal ball? What's he doing with that BS?"

"...He's a professional psychic, I'll have you know, and very good at it!"

"Oh."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves! There's at least 30 years difference between you!" "Excuse me?" "Hey, I'm not a kid and this ain't a date." "I know what people get up to in saunas. Swimsuits are bad enough!"

Well, now he needs a massage…dealing with antis is so exhausting!

"I'm calling the cops on this whole establishment! I know what 'massage' is code for!" "Look, if you're not in the market for what you think this place sells why are you even here?"

[incorrectpremadequotes]

Mrs. Crumplebottom: "Heimlich maneuver?" Mrs. Crumplebottom: Let's get something very clear. If you see me choking, that is, frankly, none of your business. Mrs. Crumplebottom: If I die, let me die doing my favorite thing: not being surprise-hugged from behind by a stranger. Do not touch me under any circumstances.

[lostinpleasantview]

Agatha Crumplebottom, better known as Mrs. Crumplebottom has only recently been widowed following the tragic death of her husband Robert, who was crushed to death in a freak accident aboard his beloved Luxury Yacht. Robert's death soon followed with the death of her and Robert's only daughter, Lorraine: who perished in a club fire in Champs Les Sims. With the death of her daughter, Agatha has taken custody of her granddaughter, Eloise. Can Agatha ensure her granddaughter ends up on the right track, and perhaps atone from the mistakes she made as a mother? And what of Eloise... new town, new school. Will she prosper under her grandmother's tutelege, or will she fizzle out?

Agatha Crumplebottom: Aspiration: Fortune/Family Traits: Social Butterfly, Proper, Grumpy, Snob, Technophobe Favorite Color: Grey Gender: Female, She/Her Sexuality: You're asking Mrs. Crumplebottom what? (Straight) Turn Ons / Turn Offs: Mind your manners! (Business Shark, Cultured / Rebellious) Career: A Lady does not work, she lunches. (Legacy - Dynamic Descendant) One True Hobby: Art LTW: Own 5 Top Level Businesses

Eloise van Björn: Aspiration: Popularity/Pleasure Traits: Friendly, Adventurous, Bookworm, Eco-Friendly Favorite Color: Orange Gender: Female, She/Her Sexuality: Lesbian Turn Ons / Turn Offs: Adventurous, Stylish / Introvert Career: TBD One True Hobby: Nature LTW: Reach the Top of the Entertainment Career

[die-ginsekatze]

Tagged by @frostedshore ❤

Last Song: Kein Zurück - Wolfsheim Favorite Color: Black Currently Watching: rewatching Lost, currently on season 2. Last Movie: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Currently Reading: The Big Over Easy - Jasper Fforde Sweet/spicy/savory: the spice must flow! Last thing I Googled: fantasy, mystery, supernatural fiction books, those are my favorite genres. Current Obsession: it also my forever obsession – downloading CC for the sims that is

Currently Working On: small business lots for my BACC in the Sims 2. Currently I am not doing good job on that tbh. I am bad at building and I hate building, build mode is evil as shit, yes it is. I tag: @potatobuttcheek @nessysims @sims3alexsa @simswithoutacause @heldhram @id-element0

[nerianasims-pleasantview]

Meeting with constituents. At the Notell Motel. He's here to meet someone else, but he saw this woman and couldn't resist hitting on her.

Randall: Jan, gorgeous as ever. I've been thinking of you for weeks.

Jan: Mm-hm, I've heard that before.

Randall: I'm sure you hear it all the time because it's true. Ready to go up to the room?

You know, Crumplebutt, there's someone right over there who actually deserves your attention. But no, keep on knitting furiously while imagining walloping flirting teenagers, I guess.

[dancyrilkingston]

MRS. CRUMPLEBOTTOM THE SIMS (dev. Maxis, 2000)

[thebramblewood]

Close encounters of the vampiric kind.

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My deepest gratitude to @simsdaughters for making me such a horrible old bitch (affectionate) and helping me workshop insults! Additional thanks to @asimplevampire and @crvptydgaming for Jude and Eurydamos.

Lilith: You’ll love this place. It’s upscale. Exclusive. Everyone there is either already a vampire, wants to become one, or wants to fuck one.

Elizabetha: Yoohoo! Lilith!

Lilith: [groans] Oh, God.

Helena: Holy shit, is that-

Lilith: [to Helena] Ignore her.

Elizabetha: Lilith, darling, I can tell when I’m being avoided. [narrows eyes] What on earth are you wearing? These hideous scraps of fabric modern humans call fashion leave nothing to the imagination!

Lilith: That’s the point, Elizabetha, and it proves particularly effective while on the prowl.

Elizabetha: Refined ladies do not prowl. They have servants fetch their meals for them.

Lilith: A pity you couldn’t find anyone to clean you up after. The quality of service is appalling.

Elizabetha: Oh, you have a shadow! Dressed in only slightly less scandalous rags! How charming! [to Helena] What’s your name, dearie?

Helena: I, uh-

Lilith: Leave her alone! And while you’re at it, why don’t you run off and let those mothballs you call friends know she’s strictly off-limits?

Elizabetha: [shouting] I find it hard to believe your brother permits you to parade yourself around like a common tramp.

Lilith: I don’t need my brother’s permission to do anything, you antiquated hag!

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Helena: Uh… Lilith?

Lilith: [impatiently] What now?

Helena: My memory may be failing me, but I swear I once took a comparative literature class with that man.

Lilith: Ah, yes, Professor Jude Wilwright. The bane of UBrite’s existence, having yet to produce a manuscript of his closely guarded yet allegedly revelatory thesis on William Shakespeare’s true identity.

Helena: [incredulously] Another vampire. Right under my nose this whole time. Of course, I only ever saw him once or twice. His TAs ran everything.

Lilith: That brat beside him is Eurydamos. Wilwright’s attempting a biography of his Ancient Tartosan adolescence, without much progress, it appears. But what else could he expect from a surly immortal teenager? No more gawking, Helena. We’ve got better places to be.

[reginacyrkonia]

Red’s Famous ‘50s Diner

[dustbon]

HOB's no. 1 rule: No flirting in town uwu

[vdshakh]

Mrs. Crumplebottom is going to beat someone with her purse 👜

[tainoodles]

Mrs. Crumplebottom lectured Princeton for... I guess for hugging and family kissing his grandma? You hate family love too lady?!

[widespot]

A friend of Roxie's calls Kurt up for an outing, so he goes. Roxie isn't there, alas, everybody's from that podunk town, and both the women are married. But this Junior guy lives in Bigg City and apparently comes from money.

"Say what you like about criminals, making a living that way takes a lot of on-the-ball." "More like on the bail!"

At least the two married women are moderately hot. Actually, that Mary chick has a lot of va in the voom when you get her into a bikini!

If the town prude will only let people use their swimsuits!

[pixeldolly]

Walden BACC